I PLAN ON FOLLOWING EVERY LAST HUMAN BEING ON TUMBLR.
I DON’T CARE WHICH FANDOM YOU’RE IN OR WHAT YOU POST, I WILL FOLLOW YOU. JUST REBLOG
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT